Retort
Why Cats Are Better Than Women

  • You don't have to contend with mothers in law.
  • Cats dont use your credit cards.
  • Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours.
  • Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out.
  • Cats don't have PMS.
  • Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
  • Cats never question your decisions.
  • Cats don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
  • A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
  • Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.
  • Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.
  • Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.
  • Cats don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.
  • Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.
  • Cats don't criticize the job you have
  • Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut
  • Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged

Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

  • Dogs don't cry
  • Dogs love it when your friends come over
  • Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
  • Dogs think you sing great
  • A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink
  • Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
  • The later you are, the happier the dog is to see you
  • Dogs will forgive for playing with other dogs
  • Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
  • Dogs are excited by rough play
  • Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
  • Dogs understand that farts are funny
  • Dogs love red meat
  • Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
  • Anyone can get a good looking dog
  • If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
  • Dogs don't shop
  • Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor
  • A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
  • Dogs never need to examine the relationship
  • A dog's parents never visit
  • Dogs like beer
  • Dogs love long car trips
  • Dogs understand that instincts are better then asking for directions
  • Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted

To be fair, there are not one, but two books each claiming to have 101 reasons why cats are beter than men, so I think this one really goes to the ladies! *smiles*
I should have thought of this before! *grins*  OK. After posting the above link (asking google for everything which is better than women) I decided that it's only fair to do the same for things better than men. I personally find it interesting that coffee and motorcycles seem to be the best alternativs to women, yet women prefer cucumbers, vibrators, cookie dough or cats! Feel free to draw your own conclusions! 
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