Zoomquilt
Pretty interactive art...
(comments:0) Best "Out Of Office" Replies
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE:

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
(comments:0) Google Talk
It's been rumoured for a long time, but it's finally here. Google releases it's Instant Messenger!
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We all know Toaster is over in Leipzig checking out the games convention. I hope he's prepared for the Americans! IGN are over there reporting on the event and they put together a little "Hey look! We're in Germany!" article for the site. They have some great facts about Germany. I particularly like the information about ice cream!
(comments:0) For Gamers...
There is a cool demo for a game called Darwinia which is really intriguing. I'm quite tempted to buy it...
(comments:1) The Chemical Diet
Dew and I are taking the plunge and are going to do the chemical diet in preparation for our holiday in September. Here are the details...
  • This diet works on a chemical breakdown and is proven. Do not vary or substitute any of the foods below.
  • Salt and pepper to be used in moderation and no other seasoning.
  • Where no quantity is given there are no restrictions other than common sense.
  • After 3 days eat normally in moderation.
  • If you commence the diet a few days later you can lose up to 40lbs in one month.
  • Toast is to be dry (no butter or marg).
  • Cauliflower, carrots string beans and beetroot can be frozen.
  • Saltine crackers are either Tuc or Ritz.
  • It is important to drink a glass of water before and after each meal and drink a further glass before bedtime.
  • The diet must be followed exactly with no substituting to lose 10lbs in 3 days.

    Day One
    Breakfast
    Black tea/coffee
    1/2 grapefruit
    1 slice of toast
    2tsp peanut butter

    Lunch
    4oz tuna
    1 slice of toast
    Black tea/coffee

    Dinner
    3oz cold meat
    1 cup of string beans
    4oz beetroot
    1 small apple
    4oz vanilla ice cream

    Day Two
    Breakfast
    Black tea/coffee
    1/2 banana
    1 slice of toast
    1 egg

    Lunch
    4oz cottage cheese
    5 saltine crackers
    Black tea/coffee

    Dinner
    2 hot dogs
    4oz broccoli
    2oz carrots
    1/2 banana
    4oz vanilla ice cream

    Day Three
    Breakfast
    Black tea/coffee
    1 small apple
    5 saltine crackers
    slice cheddar cheese

    Lunch
    1 HB egg
    1 slice of toast
    Black tea/coffee

    Dinner
    4oz tuna
    4oz beetroot
    4oz cauliflower
    1/2 small honeydew melon
    4oz vanilla ice cream
    (comments:4) Retort
    Why Cats Are Better Than Women

    • You don't have to contend with mothers in law.
    • Cats dont use your credit cards.
    • Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours.
    • Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out.
    • Cats don't have PMS.
    • Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
    • Cats never question your decisions.
    • Cats don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
    • A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
    • Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.
    • Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.
    • Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.
    • Cats don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.
    • Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.
    • Cats don't criticize the job you have
    • Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut
    • Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged

    Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

    • Dogs don't cry
    • Dogs love it when your friends come over
    • Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
    • Dogs think you sing great
    • A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink
    • Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late
    • The later you are, the happier the dog is to see you
    • Dogs will forgive for playing with other dogs
    • Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
    • Dogs are excited by rough play
    • Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
    • Dogs understand that farts are funny
    • Dogs love red meat
    • Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
    • Anyone can get a good looking dog
    • If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
    • Dogs don't shop
    • Dogs like it when you leave a lot of things on the floor
    • A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
    • Dogs never need to examine the relationship
    • A dog's parents never visit
    • Dogs like beer
    • Dogs love long car trips
    • Dogs understand that instincts are better then asking for directions
    • Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted

    To be fair, there are not one, but two books each claiming to have 101 reasons why cats are beter than men, so I think this one really goes to the ladies! *smiles*
    (comments:2) Kitten Cannon
    One for the cat lovers.
    (comments:0) Balancing Point
    A short film that is played entirely in reverse and involves the "reverse destruction" of balanced rock sculptures. - Kinda cool
    (comments:0) Chavopoly
    Bet you don't have this Monopoly board in your collection...
    (comments:0) Grow
    It's a strange little game. The idea is simply to work out which order to upgrade your little planet. Get it wrong and something bad will undoubtedly happen! Trial and error your way to victory!
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